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Exterior view, The Horny Toad Guest House in Simpson Bay
Deluxe Suite with Sea View, The Horny Toad Guest House in Simpson Bay
Beach, The Horny Toad Guest House in Simpson Bay
Beach, The Horny Toad Guest House in Simpson Bay
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Bathroom, The Horny Toad Guest House in Simpson Bay
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9.6

Exceptional

124 reviews

124 reviews

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10

Exceptional

Location rating score

Exceptional location
Parking
FREE
Closest landmarks
Mary Star of the Sea Church
350 m
Princess Juliana International Airport
1.3 km
Carousel Gelateria and Bar
1.7 km
Grand Case-Espérance Airport
8.9 km
Clayton J. Lloyd International Airport
19.2 km

The Horny Toad Guest House

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten (Netherlands), N/A - See map

Conveniently situated in the Simpson Bay part of Simpson Bay, this property puts you close to attractions and interesting dining options.

Highlights

Sparkling clean

Top Value

Check-in/out [private]

Excellent room comfort & quality

Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!

Travel Sustainable property

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Facilities

Car park

Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!

BBQ facilities

Check-in/out [private]

Game room

Laundry service

Safety deposit boxes

Tours

Value for money8.0
Location rating10.0

Rooms available at The Horny Toad Guest House

King Suite with Sea View
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  • Room size: 42 m²/452 ft²
  • Sea view
  • 1 king bed
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One-Bedroom Suite
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  • Room size: 53 m²/570 ft²
  • Sea view
  • 1 sofa bed & 1 king bed
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Suite with Sea View
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  • Room size: 47 m²/506 ft²
  • Sea view
  • 1 king bed
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King Suite with Ocean View
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  • Room size: 42 m²/452 ft²
  • Sea view
  • 1 king bed
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King Suite
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  • Room size: 47 m²/506 ft²
  • Sea view
  • 1 king bed
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Deluxe Suite with Sea View
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  • Room size: 55 m²/592 ft²
  • Sea view
  • 1 king bed
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Superior Suite with Sea View
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  • Room size: 60 m²/646 ft²
  • Sea view
  • 1 sofa bed & 1 king bed
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King Suite with Balcony
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  • Room size: 47 m²/506 ft²
  • Sea view
  • 1 king bed
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Frequently asked questions

What types of entertainment are available at The Horny Toad Guest House?

The Horny Toad Guest House features games room while you lounge at this property, providing guests with entertainment value all throughout your stay here.

How long do travelers generally stay at The Horny Toad Guest House?

Verified past guests that have stayed at The Horny Toad Guest House had an average nightly stay of 2 nights at this property.

What do travelers like most about The Horny Toad Guest House?

Past visitors that stayed at The Horny Toad Guest House have given this property a rating of 10.0 for its excellent service as the primary highlight for their stay.

What is the verified guest review consensus about The Horny Toad Guest House's view?

88.0% of our verified visitor assessments have given a positive review and remarks about this property's view. You can look up on more detailed customer reviews, and comments for The Horny Toad Guest House down in the review section.

What is the verified guest review consensus about The Horny Toad Guest House's swimming pool?

100.0% of our verified visitor feedback have given an optimistic review and remarks about this property's swimming pool. You can look up on more detailed customer reviews, and comments for The Horny Toad Guest House down in the review section.

What is the verified guest review consensus about The Horny Toad Guest House's spa?

67.0% of our past guest reviews have given a positive appraisal and remarks about this property's spa. You can look up on more detailed customer reviews, and comments for The Horny Toad Guest House down in the review section.

What is the verified guest review consensus about The Horny Toad Guest House's pet services?

67.0% of our past guest evaluations have given a positive review and comments about this property's pet services. You can look up on more detailed customer reviews, and comments for The Horny Toad Guest House down in the review section.

What is the average rating that past Business travelers' have given to The Horny Toad Guest House?

Past business travelers that have stayed at this property have given The Horny Toad Guest House an average rating of 9.4. You can look up more detailed customer reviews and comments by filtering for a specific type of verified travelers down in the review section.

What is the average rating that past Group travelers have given to The Horny Toad Guest House?

Past group travelers that have stayed at this property have given The Horny Toad Guest House an average rating of 9.6. You can look up more in depth customer testimonials and feedback by filtering for a specific type of verified travelers down in the review section.

What time is check-in and check-out at The Horny Toad Guest House?

Check-in is from 03:00 PM, and check-out is until 11:00 AM. You may inquire about early check-in or late check-out during booking, subject to availability. Guest visitors checking in or out before or after the designated hours may be charged an additional fee.

What is the closest airport to The Horny Toad Guest House?

The closest airport to The Horny Toad Guest House is Vance W. Amory International Airport, 107.0 km away.

What people love about The Horny Toad Guest House

  • 9.2

    Exceptional

    "Debbie and Doug are so very kind, and the athmosphere is more like a friends and family house, rather than a commercial hotel."

    Jan

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    November 8, 2022

Overall rating:

9.6

Exceptional
124 reviews
Cleanliness
10.0
Facilities
8.0
Location
10.0
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More about The Horny Toad Guest House

More about The Horny Toad Guest House

Experience the Best of Simpson Bay at The Horny Toad Guest House

The Horny Toad Guest House in Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten (Netherlands) is the perfect place to stay for a memorable vacation. Guests can enjoy a range of facilities that include laundry service, safety deposit boxes, tours, Wi-Fi in public areas, car park, games room, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms, BBQ facilities, car hire, daily housekeeping, grocery deliveries, beach, and a car park free of charge. Whether you're looking for relaxation or adventure, The Horny Toad Guest House has something for everyone.

Room Types at The Horny Toad Guest House

The Horny Toad Guest House offers a variety of room types to suit every guest's needs. From the spacious Deluxe Suite with Sea View, to the cozy King Suite, there is a room for every occasion. Guests can choose from the King Suite with Balcony, the King Suite with Sea View, the One-Bedroom Suite, the Suite with Sea View, or the Superior Suite with Sea View. Each room is designed with comfort and relaxation in mind, ensuring that guests have a memorable stay at The Horny Toad Guest House.

Experience Excellence at The Horny Toad Guest House

The Horny Toad Guest House in Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten (Netherlands) has consistently received high ratings from its satisfied guests. With an impressive overall rating of 9.5, this guest house stands out for its exceptional cleanliness, unbeatable location, and outstanding staff performance. Guests have praised the facilities and amenities provided, which have earned an 8.0 rating. The value for money offered by this guest house has also been rated at 8.0, making it an affordable option for travelers looking for quality accommodation. Overall, The Horny Toad Guest House is a top-rated choice for travelers looking for a comfortable and hassle-free stay in Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten (Netherlands).

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Amenities and facilities

Excellent
Facilities

8

Languages spoken
  • English
Internet access
  • Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!
  • Internet
  • Internet services
  • Wi-Fi in public areas
Things to do, ways to relax
  • Game room
  • Garden
  • Tours
Cleanliness and safety
  • Anti-viral cleaning products
  • Body thermometer
  • Cashless payment service
  • Doctor/nurse on call
  • First aid kit
  • Free face masks
  • Guest rooms seal after sanitization
  • Hand sanitizer
  • Hot water linen and laundry washing
  • Individually-wrapped food options
  • Physical distancing of at least 1 meter
  • Room sanitization opt-out available
  • Rooms sanitized between stays
  • Safe dining setup
  • Sanitized kitchen and tableware items
  • Shared stationery removed
  • Staff trained in safety protocol
  • Temperature check for guests and staff
Dining, drinking, and snacking
  • BBQ facilities
  • Grocery delivery
Services and conveniences
  • Air conditioning in public area
  • Contactless check-in/out
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Elevator
  • Food delivery
  • Invoice provided
  • Ironing service
  • Laundry service
  • Safety deposit boxes
  • Smoke-free property
  • Smoking area
  • Terrace
Land sports
  • Golf course (within 3 km)
Access
  • CCTV in common areas
  • CCTV outside property
  • Check-in/out [private]
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Pets allowed
  • Smoke alarms
  • Soundproof rooms
Getting around
  • Car park [free of charge]
  • Rental car
Available in all rooms
  • Air conditioning
  • Balcony/terrace
  • BBQ facilities
  • Board games/puzzles
  • Books/DVDs/music for children
  • Carbon monoxide detector
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Dining table
  • Fan
  • Fire extinguisher
  • Free bottled water
  • Full kitchen
  • Hair dryer
  • Hand sanitizer
  • Kitchenette
  • Linens
  • Microwave
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Private apartment in building
  • Private bathroom
  • Refrigerator
  • Separate dining area
  • Shower
  • Sleep comfort items
  • Smoke detector
  • Soundproofing
  • Tile/marble flooring
  • Toiletries
  • Towels
  • Trash cans
  • Wake-up service
  • Walk-in shower
  • Wine glasses

Location

2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay, Simpson Bay, Sint Maarten (Netherlands), N/A
Exceptional
Location

10

Property policies

Children and extra beds

Extra beds are dependent on the room you choose. Please check the individual room capacity for more details.

Minimum age of guests is: 7 year(s).

Others
  • When booking more than 5 rooms, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Some helpful facts

Check-in/Check-out
  • Check-in from15:00
  • Check-in until21:00
  • Check-out from08:00
  • Check-out until11:00

Reviews of The Horny Toad Guest House from real guests

Provided by verified guests of Agoda
9.2
Exceptional
Cleanliness10.0
Facilities8.0
Location10.0
Service10.0
Value for money8.0
High score for Simpson Bay
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9+ Exceptional (1)
8-9 Excellent (0)
7-8 Very Good (0)
6-7 Good (0)
<6 Below Expectation (0)
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9.2
Exceptional
Jan from Netherlands
Business traveler
King Suite with Ocean View
Stayed 2 nights in August 2022

Wonderfull location, ”

The Toad is located at a wonderful little beach. Debbie and Doug are so very kind, and the athmosphere is more like a friends and family house, rather than a commercial hotel. It is a guest house, so they don't serve meals, but shops are near, and the bbq in the garden is always available. I enjoyed swimming every dawn and sunset, and I will certainly come back to the Toad on a next visit.

Reviewed November 08, 2022

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